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mat absolute control
Posted on 2004.12.26 at 21:47
Current Mood: blahblah
Current Music: Letter To Dana - Sonata Arctica
If you're in need of something comical(or not) you should check this out:
Americans for purity
Laugh or cry.

And btw this is the official site of the White House...

Comments:


Velgar
velgar at 2004-12-26 20:25 (UTC) (Link)
*Bangs his head on the wall*
How...
*Bang*
Can...
*Bang*
A...
*Bang*
Man...
*Bang*
Get...
*Bang*
That...
Stupid?!
*Big bang*
I don't care what I might sound like, but that is outright one of the most stupidest things that man has ever come up with. If that even was he coming up with that.
Phan
lordphantom at 2004-12-26 20:27 (UTC) (Link)
He's an idiot, so...

Who knows if it's him or not?... but it certainly sounds like something he would do.
Velgar
velgar at 2004-12-26 21:18 (UTC) (Link)
Truly.
And the last text. "Hey there is a surgery that can take away women's need of masturbating, yada, yada, yada, yada and yada... Oh, and it can be done on men too."
Note that I actually managed to read nearly all of that page.
Sample tests? Taking people who masturbate in custody? Surgery? When did we go over the line? Ready cut vegetables and fruits? When did we loose all the sense from the matter at hand? Masturbating worse than fatal diseases and such? Sure. We're nuts.
And that they are actually planning on doing all that. If murder wouldn't be such a crime against everything I believe in, I'd certainly be buying a ticket to America right about now.
Phan
lordphantom at 2004-12-26 21:57 (UTC) (Link)
When I first read the stuff on that page I didn't know should I laugh or cry. I think (and hope) that the whole thing is just a bad joke (I truly hope so), and if it isn't, I'll ask Cammy to buy a shotgun and kill certain someone.

Yeah, and you can't buy a dildo in Texas. Sheesh...
Velgar
velgar at 2004-12-27 17:31 (UTC) (Link)
Please do, I can fund that project too.
Phan
lordphantom at 2004-12-27 17:58 (UTC) (Link)
I would be for the good of mankind!
Velgar
velgar at 2004-12-27 18:15 (UTC) (Link)
There truly would be less admirable causes.
Phan
lordphantom at 2004-12-27 18:33 (UTC) (Link)
Oh?
Velgar
velgar at 2004-12-27 18:37 (UTC) (Link)
Well, we are talking about Bush after all.
Phan
lordphantom at 2004-12-27 18:51 (UTC) (Link)
Yes, that's true.
Eeva
lysachan at 2004-12-27 10:03 (UTC) (Link)
Jessus... *cracks up*
Phan
lordphantom at 2004-12-27 10:09 (UTC) (Link)
It's pretty... um, interesting, isn't it?
A Sad Little Twist Of Skirt
dreamyraven at 2004-12-27 10:45 (UTC) (Link)
*giggles like the tired monkey she is* You know, the pitiable part is that a decision like that would not surprise me one bit. It sure sounds a lot more sane than some of the stuff that has been going around in the USA recently.

But that is crack at its best. If there are people witty enough to manage a joke like that, maybe the world has some hope left.
Phan
lordphantom at 2004-12-27 13:45 (UTC) (Link)
maybe the world has some hope left

Maybe... let's at least hope so.
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